Monday, December 26, 2005

The old Cardinal said, "Habemus Papam"

And he wasn't kidding!

Has anyone noticed the Pope's wardrobe? I know most people could care less but I think the Vaticanologists and religion reporters are missing a quiet revolution going on right before our eyes. More important, it seems, than what Pope Benedict writes or how Pope Benedict speaks is what Pope Benedict wears.

John Paul liked to dress down. Memories of his mega-Masses call to mind simple, solid color vestments and a no-frills style. Benedict, by contrast, presents as a pontiff straight out of the 18th Century. Consider:



This man likes being pope...

John Paul showed up everywhere in a simple white cassock and sensible brown shoes. Benedict is all about the red velvet cape (mozzetta) and brocade stolls:




And ya gotta dig the pontifical footwear:



But this is the most jarring image of all:



No, the Holy Father isn't playing Santa Claus - that red, ermine trimmed cap is called a camoura. And as far as ecclesiastical dress codes go, only the pope is allowed to wear one. Thing is, no pope has worn one publically in decades. (Even though John Paul wore the camoura for an official portrait early in his pontificate, he would not have been caught dead wearing one in public. And speaking of dead, John XXIII was buried -- over 40 years ago -- with a camoura on his head. So there ya go!)

And with the change of wardrobe came an overhaul of Vatican communications. The late pope did his writing in Polish and had it translated into Latin just before its official release. Not so with Pope Benedict. Word has it that official communications to and from the Pope are composed in Latin in the first instance. So popular, in fact, has Latin become that aspiring young seminarians have oversubscribed Latin classes at Rome's pontifical universities.

And with the uptick in Latin comes the rumor that by next Christmas, Benedict will have restored the Latin Mass alongside the vernacular in parish churches throughout Christendom.

So when that old Cardinal strode out on the balcony of St Peter's last April and announced, "Habemus Papam!", he wasn't kidding!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis

Out of sheer laziness, I'll just re-run the Christmas Eve post from last year. On second thought, let's not call it laziness, let's call it a blogging tradition:
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It's Christmas Eve and I'm taking a two day vacation from this pitiful blog.

Whatever you are - Catholic or Protestant, Jew or Gentile, Muslim or Hindu, Democrat or Rebublican, good American or Massachusetts Liberal - I wish peace and goodwill to you all.



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"And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.

And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city.

And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:)

To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.

And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men." [St. Luke 2:1-14]


If the Sisters of Mercy knew that I used the King James text I'd get my arse swatted. But, c'mon, it just sounds so much better... "Sore afraid", ya gotta love it!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Sunday, November 20, 2005

The Shame of it all

New Englanders are cheap...


PORTLAND, Maine - New Englanders remain among the most tightfisted in the country when it comes to charitable giving while Bible Belt residents are among the most generous, according to an annual index.

[snip]

Using that standard, the 10 most generous states were, in descending order, Mississippi, Arkansas, South Dakota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, Utah, South Carolina and West Virginia.

The 10 stingiest, starting from the bottom, were New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Connecticut, Minnesota, Colorado, Hawaii and Michigan.


But the methodology is suspect so you'll have to draw your own conclusions.

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Worth a read:

- Fish farts You can't make this stuff up... It's how Herring communicate. "Hey Marlin, pull my fin!" Link takes you to a National Geographic video.

- The Weekly Standard’s War Scott McConnell in the American Conservative.

- Forging the Case for War Philip Giraldi in, well, the American Conservative. (Hey, what I can I tell ya? It's a good issue...)

- "Intelligent Design is not science" says the Vatican's Chief Astronomer, Father George Coyne, S.J. (I'm not kidding! Go see for yourself.) This comes as no suprise to Herring...

Monday, November 07, 2005

Ummm....

AP Headline - Monday, November 7: "Bush Declares: 'We Do Not Torture'"

AP Headline - Saturday, November 5: "Cheney Seeks CIA Exemption to Torture Ban"

I don't get it but, hey, I just read that beer fights disease so there must be a God who is infinitely wise and, ultimately, capable of figuring out George W. Bush...

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

For those keeping score at home

God Loves Soldiers but, for some reason or another, He hates Swedes. (Brought to you by the God Hates Fags folks.)

.......... St. John 11:35

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Wow, they really are fascists

I like to bandy about the phrase "Republifascists" whenever I can reasonably work it into a post. Such is my great love for that awkward little compound word. But, I gotta tell you, in this case it may be appropriate.

Here's Blogs for Bush (*snide little chuckle*) reverently quoting a pathetically ignorant soldier:

[...] Citizens with no military experience cannot begin to empathize with the hardships that we endure, nor can they understand the split second life and death decisions we are forced to make. Instead we’ve created a nation of hind-sight soldier critics with force fed tunnel vision.

[...] As a soldier my concern is that while Americans enjoy their freedom of speech and freedom of the press they are inadvertently weakening our defenses, damaging our nation, and negatively influencing the frontline soldiers that continue to ensure their freedoms.


Yeah, that pesky First Amendment sure can be inconvenient to those off fighting Mr. Bush's elective war of national liberation. I'll sleep better tonight knowing that Sergeant Benito is defending my "freedoms" in, well, ....Iraq. (Even though it appears that my uniformed countryman is more hellbent on curbing my freedoms than that old bugger Saddam ever was.)

But I digress. Our correspondent -- who describes himself as "Being in the minority of soldiers with formal education" (Hmmm, a whiff of elitism there, methinks. He's not being appropriately deferential to our boys in uniform. Someone alert FoxNews!) -- has much more to say. So get your brownshirt out of the closet and go have a look.

By the way, Blogs for Bush (*snide little chuckle*) says we should pass this along. I could not agree more...

Sunday, October 16, 2005

A hero indeed

In a political climate that defines anyone wearing a government uniform -- from postman to Marine -- as a "hero" it's nice to be reminded that the private sector can get in the action too.

Ladies and gentlemen, Nomar Garciaparra, American hero:

"Then we heard a splash, and it sounded kind of close," Victor [Nomar's uncle] said. "We looked down and saw someone in the water [Boston Harbor], and so Nomar started running down."

Victor said he was trailing Nomar when he saw the other woman fall in, apparently hitting her head.

"When she fell, it was about a 12- or 15-foot drop, and I thought she had hit the deck of the pier, so I jumped off a balcony," he said. "I figured she was probably unconscious."

By the time Victor Garciaparra got close to the second woman, he said he reached out for her only to find Nomar already in the water with both women in his arms. Victor said Nomar swam with them before the men pulled them onto the deck.

"They were kind of combative at first," Victor said. "I think they were in shock from the fall, and one of them had a bump on her head. But then when we pulled them up, the one girl recognized Nomar and says, `Are you Nomar?'

"He didn't respond to her, and she asked about three times, `Are you Nomar? Are you Nomar?' Finally he said to her, `I think you hit your head pretty hard,' and that was about it." [Article]



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Hats off to Nomah!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Who said it?

A consequential presidency my arse. Here's a mystery pundit on Harriet Miers:

[...] First, Bush has no right to say "Trust me." He was elected to represent the American people, not to be dictator for eight years. Among the coalitions that elected Bush are people who have been laboring in the trenches for a quarter-century to change the legal order in America. While Bush was still boozing it up in the early '80s, Ed Meese, Antonin Scalia, Robert Bork and all the founders of the Federalist Society began creating a farm team of massive legal talent on the right.


Ok, so who said it? Paul Krugman? Michael Moore? Nancy Pelosi?

Would you believe.... Ann Coulter? (!)

My, oh my, how times have changed. It seems like only yesterday that her crowd was smearing as "anti-American" anyone who dared second guess our hapless Emperor. Let's face it, Fox Fans, when Ann Coulter turns on W., you know the wheels have come off the bus...

And in a "true color" moment of utter desperation, Empress Laura -- taking a page from the Dem playbook -- allowed that the criticism of Ms. Miers may be nothing more than sexism.

Um, yeah...

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Also worth a read:

- Yankees Suck! I guess $208 million a year doesn't go as far as it used to...

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Finally, some common sense

I never thought I'd say it but: "the federal government is right"

Rhode Island's plans to house evacuees on hold

PROVIDENCE -- The state has indefinitely put on hold plans to host 500 evacuees from Hurricane Katrina after the Federal Emergency Management Agency said storm victims did not want to go so far from home, Governor Carcieri said this afternoon.

The state had prepared to begin housing evacuees today in former Navy housing in Middletown, but FEMA notified the state by e-mail this morning that the plans were on hold, and the Department of Homeland Security confirmed the information during a morning conference call, Carcieri said.

"As a result, we are waiting for the federal government to contact us again to let us know if and when Rhode Island will be receiving guests from the Gulf states," Carcieri said in a statement.


Connecticut and Massachusetts have also put reception plans on hold and I think that's a swell idea.

Has anyone given any serious thought to the problems that would be created if evacuees were re-located thousands of miles from home -- away from family and familiar surroundings -- to spend their days with nothing to do but lie on Army surplus cots and count ceiling tiles?

It's a bad idea...even by government standards!

I think it would make much more sense to support them in Louisiana and Mississippi and allow them to get back to as normal a routine as possible.

Creating a massive, internal diaspora is a very bad idea indeed.

Monday, September 05, 2005

Ok, enough already...

I own Red Sox mugs, Red Sox shirts, Red Sox pins, Red Sox cards, Red Sox posters, Red Sox banners, A Red Sox clock, Red Sox stickers, Red Sox magnets, a Red Sox license plate surround - and in my lifetime, they could have bought a middle reliever with all the hats I've purchased.

But now they've gone too far for this Red Sox fan:

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After the 2004 Red Sox championship season, the entire field was replaced and the infield was preserved. Under the watchful eye of MLB authenticators, portions of the field were removed, transported and transplanted on a turf farm in Rhode Island.

A limited amount of Fenway Championship Sod is now available to become a part of Red Sox fans' lawns and gardens.

Your piece of Red Sox history
The sod will be cut into 18" x 9" rectangles and can be purchased for $150 (plus 5% sales tax).

Fans will be invited to pick up their sod at 9 a.m. on September 24, 2005 at Fenway Park Gate B. Parking will be available in the Brookline Avenue parking lot across from the Red Sox ticket office. Sorry, orders cannot be shipped.


They want 150 bucks for an 18" x 9" piece of freakin' dirt... and they won't even guarantee that Nomar walked on it?!!!

They've now officially crossed the line between capitalization and exploitation.

Talk about balls...
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    Worth a read:


- The way Great Grandpa Knew Baseball: Old-Fashioned Version of America's Pastime Catches On Across the Country.

- America's Not Worth Saving: A new Harris poll confirms that the New York Yankees (a pox on them) are America's favorite team.

Here's the top 10:


FAVORITE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM: 1999 – 2005




"What is your favorite Major League Baseball team?"


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Rank

1999

Rank

2003

Rank 2004


Rank 2005


 New York Yankees


2


1


1


1


 Atlanta Braves


1


2


3



2


 Chicago Cubs


3


7


2


3


 Boston Red Sox


8


6


4



4


 New York Mets


12


3


14



5


 St. Louis Cardinals


4


14


13


6


 Los Angeles Dodgers


7


8


=9


7


 Cincinnati Reds


13


10


=19



=8


 Pittsburgh Pirates


18


=18


=9


=8


 Chicago White Sox


20


27


27


=10


 San Francisco Giants


26


9


7



=10




Well, look on the bright side, public opinion can't count for much in a nation that handed George W. Bush a second term...

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

God save us all....

Even the Red Sox.

See, this is what happens when you sign guys from Missouri...

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They gathered in a makeshift house of God -- a brick-walled retreat in Fenway Park otherwise reserved for postgame interviews -- and prayed for dead and dying loved ones. They prayed for American troops in hot spots abroad. And for the poor souls in the path of Hurricane Katrina.

As the Sunday baseball crowd streamed into the park less than an hour before the defending world champions played their 128th game of the season, a dozen members of the Red Sox -- the largest group of evangelical Christians on any team in Major League Baseball -- joined an equal number of coaches and staffers in sharing a bond of faith that is fast becoming the stuff of national renown among religious figures in sports.

[snip]

Trot Nixon, Mike Timlin, Tim Wakefield, Jason Varitek, Curt Schilling, Doug Mirabelli, Bill Mueller, Matt Clement, John Olerud, Mike Myers, Tony Graffanino, Chad Bradford: Each Sox player considers himself an evangelical Christian who believes in the sacred authority of the Bible and the promise of Jesus Christ as his savior. [Emphasis mine]


Ok, we're the reigning World Champions and we go into September at the top of the AL East so maybe Jesus DOES love the Red Sox but can't these guys leave it in church (or Missouri) where it belongs?

All this Red State extremism in the hub (pardon the pun) of Blue State America is just unseemly...

Ironically, the player who styles himself after the Savior of the World (Johnny Damon, center) is, happily, a once-born kinda guy.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2003

The Greatest of them All

At Ted Williams' Memorial Service, Peter Gammons said:


The last time I saw Ted, he looked at me and said, "When you go back to New England I want you to tell those Red Sox fans that I'm not the greatest player to wear a Red Sox uniform. Nomar Garciaparra is."


High praise indeed from the greatest hitter who ever lived. (And a man not remembered for his humility.)

Williams was before my time, but as a life long Red Sox fan - with the deep emotional scars to prove it - I've learned that you never contradict The Kid. Then again, I had no intention of disagreeing with the late-great because I agree with him; Nomar Garciaparra is the greatest player to ever wear the colors.

In the pantheon of Red Sox greats - the players whose names are emblematic of the team - I'd list Williams, Yaz, and Garciaparra. Each of them is/was so completely identified with the ball club that it would be impossible to hear their names without thinking of the Red Sox.

If you want proof that Nomar belongs on that list, go to a Little League game anywhere in New England and watch the kids when they come up to bat. They adjust their hats, tighten their gloves, tap their toes and twirl their bats. Sound familiar? The kids idolize him and even his most sanctimonious Boston Herald critics would have to admit that if their sons grew up to be half the man that Nomar is, they would be very pleased indeed.

To understand why Red Sox fans love Nomar Garciaparra (Or just plain "Nom-ah" if you live in New England) you have to understand the psychology of Red Sox fans in general. (There's a doctoral thesis waiting to happen.) In many ways we're like the Mormons of baseball. We're a peculiar lot and we definitely have that "look" about us. We're passionate, even evangelical, about the game and our team. We're loyal to a fault and hope is never entirely vanquished. There's a sense among us that if we persevere in the face of all too frequent disaster, we'll eventually reap a great reward. No matter the hardship or the heartbreak we, in Mormon-speak, "endure to the end."

The analogy does have its limits, of course. Unlike the Saints of the Lake, Red Sox fans drink heavily, bitch incessantly, and are never entirely satisfied with anything. And, to our great shame, we (especially if you make your living covering the Sox for the Boston Herald) make a sport of ruthlessly eating our young.

In New York they want larger than life celebrities. Real honest-to-god, superstars whose names are household words across America. They want flashy players who revel in their fame. In New England we want players whose talents and athletic abilities are second only to an incarnate god's - but they'd better keep their mouths shut and never (EVER) get too full of themselves. Because if they do, we'll destroy them.

Enter Nomar Garciaparra... Let's praise him with words that would make him wince. I'll avoid the numbers game for the time being and focus on character.

There are, to be sure, those breathtaking moments when he goes deep into the hole, backhands a hard ground ball, spins around in mid air and fires a dead accurate shot to First Base that will truly make your heart stop. But what makes Nomar unique - what sets him apart - is what he learned long before he ever played the game.

There's something about the way Nomar carries himself that makes him immune to the usual occupational hazards of a Boston athlete. (Unless a fifth rate Boston Herald columnist with an incomplete grasp of the English language sets his sights on you.) The words have become trite but the language is limited: grace, dignity, humility, class. He has all of those things in abundance.

Nomar doesn't argue balls and strikes. (Awww, the umpire may get an incredulous look but you'll never see Nomar throwing his helmet down or getting in an umpire's face.) He doesn't charge the mound. He plays a good game; he doesn't just talk one. He shrugs off the bad calls and keeps his focus. Nomar's a gamer and a man who, as the French say, is comfortable in his skin.

In Boston, you could be batting .380 but have one bad game and the fans will let you know it. Nomar could go 0 for 4 and we won't say a word. Such is our respect for the man. (Ultimately, we know that he's his own worst critic.)

Nomar does something for fans that is rarely mentioned. He inspires confidence. Maybe you'd have to be a Red Sox fan to fully appreciate this but we tend, by nature and experience, towards pessimism. We've been in the situation a million times. Important game, down by a run, a couple of outs on the board and one man on. If Christ himself came to bat in that situation you could bet your last dollar that fans all across New England would be saying, "Damn, he's gonna blow it!" We just instinctively believe that things will never go our way. (Ironically, when we're playing the Yankees we have every confidence in them to pull it out in a similar situation.)

But that's not the case when Nomar is on deck. It's unspoken but it's there. We have faith in him. A confidence that we place in no other player regardless of his numbers. For reasons that defy explanation Nomar Garciaparra is the one player who even the most jaded of Sox fans will never give up on. He transcends traditional Red Sox pessimism and defeatism.

That alone should make Messrs. Henry and Epstein think twice about trading him. Actually, gentlemen, think more than twice. Think a thousand times. Because if you trade an icon; a player who inspires confidence in his team mates and among the fans you'll be assuring yourselves a place next to Harry Frazee and Walter O'Malley in the basement of baseball hell.

One day number 5 will hang on the outfield wall and Nomar will be in Cooperstown. Just like our fathers begin conversations with, "I remember the day Ted Williams...", we'll be telling our kids, "I was there when Nomar broke .400.."

Happy Birthday, Nomar.

Thursday, June 26, 2003

I always knew it...

Steinbrenner rules the world...

The day after Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra went 5 for 5 (and less than a week after a 6 for 6 ballgame) America Online's Baseball Forum headlined an injured no-name pitcher from the New York Yankees (One Mr. Lieber) who, amazingly, "pitched batting practice." (!!!)

Now any legit (read: paranoid) Red Sox fan will tell you that The Boss owns each and every American League umpire and most of the east coast sports writers as well, but until now I hadn't considered the necessity of scouring his portfolio for Time-Warner holdings.

Mr. Case, call your office.

Friday, March 21, 2003

The Battle of Concord

It may not be necessary to go all the way back to the American Revolution to find an example of an occupied peoples’ willingness to take on an empire. But let’s do just that because the Revolutionary War makes for fascinating study. And, besides, I'm a New Englander and we started the whole thing.

We all know the story of “the shot heard round the world” – that fateful day in 1775 when American rebels crossed the Rubicon and opened fire on British army regulars. It was the point of no return. From the moment the shots were fired the American Revolution was underway. There could be no turning back.

On the evening of April 18, 1775 the Commander of the Boston Garrison, General Thomas Gage, sent 700 British regulars to destroy rebel arms caches in the quiet New England villages of Lexington and Concord. The rebels were forewarned and moved most of their stocks, but on the morning of the 19th the British found and burned a small number of supplies at Lexington and then moved on to Concord.

The battle itself was not very remarkable until, mission accomplished, the British began their retreat to Boston. It should be remembered that two and a quarter centuries ago the road to Boston was actually a narrow country lane surrounded, in most part, by forest land.

American Minutemen followed the retreating Red Coats and ambushed them from behind walls and trees and barns and whatever other cover they could find. Leapfrogging through the woods on either side of the lane, the Americans executed ambush after ambush for the duration of the fifteen mile march to Boston. The British were, in effect, forced to run a gauntlet; unable to retreat they had to march forward through unfamiliar territory knowing that death could lie just ahead and that they wouldn’t be safe until they reached Charlestown. The British lost nearly 300 men that afternoon. Almost one half of the original deployment. The Americans, it’s believed, suffered only a third of that number.

In his famous “Midnight Ride of Paul Revere”, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow described the scene:


You know the rest. In the books you have read

How the British Regulars fired and fled,

How the farmers gave them ball for ball,

From behind each fence and farmyard wall,

Chasing the redcoats down the lane,

Then crossing the fields to emerge again

Under the trees at the turn of the road,

And only pausing to fire and load.



Needless to say, today we recognize such tactics as legitimate guerrilla warfare, but in the 18th Century they caused outrage. In an era when soldiers faced off on a battlefield like gentlemen engaged in a duel, guerilla ambushes were considered dishonorable and uncivilized. But the Americans had made their point.

The men laying in ambush weren't French, African, or American Indian - they were cousins. The farmers behind the stone walls and the soldiers in the red coats were linked by blood, language, history, and religion. Until a very short time before the battle they paid allegiance to the same sovereign and both sides were honored to claim a common cultural and political legacy. If countrymen don't shy away from ferocity in defense of their land and their rights, imagine how difficult it is to occupy a foreign people.

History is replete with examples of natives doing everything in their power to throw off a foreign yoke. This was done regardless of the strength, benevolence, or reputation of the occupier. The Romans had the Jewish rebellion of the First Century. The British experienced it from their own kinsmen in America. They’ve faced it for centuries in Ireland. The Ottoman Turks likewise had to deal with their subjected Arabs. That’s just to cite the more famous examples; the complete list would fill volumes.

Washington tells us that we’ll only occupy Iraq for, at most, two years. I tend not to believe it. Not that I doubt the president’s word, but history has shown us that once we go in, we very rarely get out. Mr. Clinton sent American troops to Bosnia in 1993 with the promise to be out in six months. Nine years have passed and those soldiers are still there.

Occupied Arabs will resist us sooner or later no matter how generous or benevolent we may be. They won’t develop battlefield weapons to take on our tanks and cruise missiles, they’ll employ “less conventional tactics.”

Regardless of the swiftness of victory, if the American military remains in Iraq for any significant amount of time – or if ordinary daily concerns like poverty relief, lack of food or medical supplies, poor roads, etc start to be viewed as the fault of the Americans - be prepared for losses long after the initial battle has concluded.

The White Man’s burden is a messy business. Just ask the British.